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— @wikipediaindirect
“ (daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99.bsky.social)
“ Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed, life seems harsh and cruel, he feels all alone in a threatening world where the future is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, ‘Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight.’ Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…Pagliacci is out of network.’
@PavelASamsonov
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song — Turnip Puff (@misterfungi.bsky.social)
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I sincerely hope no one who sees these kinds of memes goes into computer science because of them or they’re in for a rude awakening
every software company has a very skilled catgirl in it carrying its whole product line on her soft and delicate shoulders. and brother if you’re good at your job and you look around and don’t see any catgirls,
alex payne (@myrrlyn)
“ In both the ORIGINAL MOVIE and its SEQUEL, Elsa is the QUEEN of Arendelle
It is therefore SELF-EVIDENT that she has NO PLACE among the roster of Disney PRINCESSES
Yet SOMEHOW it is ME being asked POLITELY BUT FIRMLY to leave this production of DISNEY ON ICE @bogosort
It is therefore SELF-EVIDENT that she has NO PLACE among the roster of Disney PRINCESSES
Yet SOMEHOW it is ME being asked POLITELY BUT FIRMLY to leave this production of DISNEY ON ICE @bogosort
Humans tend to fail the Turing Test: “Almost half of our participants (42%) decided that their conversational partner (that was in every case a human being) was a computer program.” https://t.co/cEDY7nuYUe — Ethan Mollick (@emollick)
“ The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters
drew janda (@drewjanda)
Love this detail on Russian attempts to hack St Andrews: https://t.co/5spKC66UnV — James Shield (@jshield)
“ not many people know this but the “C” in USB-C stands for “cloaca” because it uses one port for everything
@goaty
“ i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
tanya (@Tanya_Sabrinaaa)
Senior Principle Software Architect Level 10:
I’m pleased to report we have successfully merged the two codebases after the acquisition and everything works.
— @jsq